{"id":479,"date":"2016-12-27T23:06:48","date_gmt":"2016-12-27T23:06:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/excrcl.com\/?p=479"},"modified":"2016-12-27T23:06:48","modified_gmt":"2016-12-27T23:06:48","slug":"knock-knock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/excrcl.com\/?p=479","title":{"rendered":"Knock knock."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A brief tyrade: NO ONE KNOCKS ANYMORE.<\/p>\n<p>It is simply common courtesy to knock on a single bathroom door to see if it&#8217;s occupied. I shouldn&#8217;t have to even lock the door if people obeyed this little rule. But I do, as there have been literally countless times that I&#8217;ve heard someone try to burst into the bathroom while I&#8217;m using it.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t assume that I&#8217;ve locked the door. What if I forgot? Then you&#8217;re legitimately walking in on me. Awkward for me, sure, but even more awkward for you. JUST KNOCK.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-justify\">A brief tyrade: NO ONE KNOCKS ANYMORE. It is simply common courtesy to knock on a single bathroom door to see if it&#8217;s occupied. I shouldn&#8217;t have to even lock the door if people obeyed [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-479","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ponderings"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/excrcl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/479","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/excrcl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/excrcl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/excrcl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/excrcl.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=479"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/excrcl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/479\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":480,"href":"https:\/\/excrcl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/479\/revisions\/480"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/excrcl.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=479"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/excrcl.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=479"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/excrcl.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=479"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}